Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said,
“Where did you get such a great bike?”
The second engineer replied,
“Well, I was walking across campus yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful
woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said,
“Take what you want.”
The first engineer nodded approvingly and said,
“Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you anyway.”
Looking for a clue?
A wife asks her software engineer husband,
“Could you please go shopping for me and buy a carton of
milk, and if they have eggs, get half a dozen!”
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him,
“Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”
“They had eggs.”