2013
03.17

Happy St. Paddys Day

Ah yes a day for all Irish (or wannabe Irish) to get falling down drunk!

For it has been said that no Irishman is drunk as long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the Earth!

And when that Last Sodden Irishman is holding on to that last blade of grass a Scot will be stomping on his fingers!

  1. Arrrr…y’ ruddy Scoot. ‘an ‘e’ll a-bein’ hangin’ onter y’ ot’er ankle wi’ ‘is ot’re ‘and, he’ll be.