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If your truck is worth more than your mobile home, you could be a redneck.
If the guns in the truck are worth more than it is, you could be a redneck.
If none of your vehicles has two wheel drive, you could be a redneck.
If the terms muddin’, booniein’, or hell-ride are part of your courtship ritual, you could be a redneck.
If you think that ‘laptop’ refers to a mode of carrying a revolver while road-hunting, you could be a redneck.
If you can remember the names of all six of your coon-hounds, but not all four of your grand-kids, you could be a redneck.
If you tolerate poison ivy because it keeps folks out of the yard, you could be a redneck.
If half your children were conceived on a pressed-steel glider swing under the willow tree in the front yard, you could be a redneck.
If your folks told you not to date your first crush because she’s actually a cousin, you could be a redneck.
If you dated her on the sly anyway, you could be a redneck.
If you wound up marrying her sister, you are definitely a redneck!
