2014
09.15

Outlaw Don had a comment the other day defining types of Muslims.  While browsing the Intertubes the other night lo and behold I found a poster for it.

 

MoslemSword

 

Now you may not know it but I was violently opposed to Islam long before 9/11.  Over the course of the next few days I will outline how I became that way as well as my personal designation as a “Born Again Agnostic”.  It should be an interesting ride.

 

2014
09.11

Coming up for air.

Yeah, I know it’s 9/11. I got nothin’, on account I been busier than a mad Injun running
to shit with a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest strapped to his back.

Old Dog: Check your IM, left a message.

Instant Update:

In the interest of Political Correctness, if anyone is offended by the above euphemistic
analogy, I suggest they find solace by anally ravaging themselves with a splintered fence-
post wrapped in rusty barbed wire lubed with battery acid.

There. I hope the overly-sensitive are mollified.

2014
09.11

My daily schedule is still fucked up but a day like today drags my butt out. Thirteen years ago today the Islamic Goat fuckers hit the US hard and now they are screwing around in the middle east again.

Of course the Dumbfuck in the White House had this to say about the Goat Fuckers.

What The Fuck

Now before you start the name calling and evaluations of his stupidity let me remind you once more of the only promise he has ever kept.

Obamas Pledge

Ignorant or stupid, I think not! If indeed his intent is to degrade and wither the USA, what the fuck would he do differently????

2014
09.04

What the Hell Happened?

Stopped in a local gin-mill the other day. There were a few younger guys there;
guess what the topic of conversation was about?
Smartphones. That’s right, smartphones.

Now, back in the day, a bunch of guys in a bar would talk about guns, hunting,
fishing, dogs, trucks, tractors, hot cars and hot women.

Now it’s fucking smartphones.

When in hell did the collective sex-change operation happen?

*uch-uck-gurk-urrrgghh-urrrgghh-huckka-hukka-orrghk*

Pardon me, but had to get that out of my craw. Was making me sick.

2014
08.22

I Needed a Laugh

First off I found this one for a quick chuckle!

 

Hillary and The Challenge

Then I ran across the real gut buster! The title is “Holder comes to St. Louis”.

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2014
08.21

Holy Batshit Catman!

Despite some rumors to the contrary I AM still around, just a little bit worse for the wear! :(

Right after my last post I woke up the second morning thereafter thinking that it would be really great to breathe without sounding like a damn old steam locomotive.  A quick trip to the Doc and congratulations, you are the proud owner of an Upper Respiratory Infection (URI).  Now I have had URIs before but nothing like this mother!!

It seems that my previous excursions into the medical world had left my immune system slightly compromised, like knocked down in the dirt!  Hello Hospital Bed!

Now only a couple of days with IV tubes in both arms pushing high volumes of exotic antibiotics and I am back at home!  Of course at home flat on my back with a shitload of pills three times per day!  This was a large enough volume of crap that I had to force myself to eat to try to get some strength.

Now anybody out there know the effect on the body of REALLY GOOD antibiotics?  For those who do not let me just say they sent me home to save on their toilet paper bill!!!   I actually caught up on my reading while sitting for long periods upon the throne.

I have gotten to the point where they have dialed down the dosage rate and my innards are starting to return to normal and I am regaining some strength.  So hopefully I can get some output going as soon as I quit trying to set the worlds record for hours asleep.

BLEEECCCHHHH!!!

 

2014
08.14

Top 5 Hazards

Sounds about right…
 
5_most_dangerous_things_in_Army
 
(click to enlarge)

2014
08.13

Support Your Local Terp

Ummm…Yeah, seems about right to me.
 
i_fuck_sheep_when_not_mortaring_base (2)
 
Never trust a Hadji.

2014
08.12

Humpday Funnies

From around the Web.
 
Three_from_Wales
I hope the old boy recovers well.
 
 
Finger_point_animated
Walter_Guess

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2014
08.10

Keep Calm and…

Coonass, the erstwhile artist of the Jarhead comic Broken and Unreadable-(which hasn’t
updated in a coon’s age), also has a Deviant Art account. Below is just one sample of
his deviant renderings. Just the thing for the likes of the unwashed deviant knuckle-draggers
that might slouch-n-stumble into this joint.
 
keep_calm_and_slay_bodies_by_coonass-d67ub9j
 
So hop on over there, and eyeball the artistry, it is really quite good.

2014
08.09

New ‘Mystery’ Girl.

This Saturday’s Redhead comes with a twist:
This girl’s professional persona is no mystery, but what is her real name?
(no cheating by googling the pic! Ya either know or ya don’t!)
 
Wendys_Girl

2014
08.09

Ebola Airborne?

The
Public Health Agency of Canada
has a
Pathogen Safety Data Sheet on Ebola
,
with the following disturbing information under the heading “Mode of Transmission”.
 

Humans may be infected by handling sick or dead non-human primates and are also at risk when handling the bodies of deceased humans in preparation for funerals, suggesting possible transmission through aerosol droplets (2, 6, 28). In the laboratory, infection through small-particle aerosols has been demonstrated in primates, and airborne spread among humans is strongly suspected, although it has not yet been conclusively demonstrated.(emphasis mine)

 
Wellll, guess what, cupcake! Humans ARE primates!
That ‘strongly suspected’ is a nice way of saying ‘we know it, but can’t quite prove it’.
This is a big red flag people, take note of it.

2014
07.29

A Real Shocker

I liked to have had a Heart Attack, I finally saw a Obama bumper sticker that I would spend money on!

 

 

Quicker Fucker Upper

After all it says it so well!

2014
07.27

Yup, that’s pretty much the way it goes.
 
Law_of_Mechanical_Repair
 
Additionally:

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2014
07.26

primevil had a good on a few weeks back about Redneck Medical Terms  that got me to thinking about my current Bullshit experiences.

Colonoscopy –  My Cousins Roto-Rooter franchise is having hard times so we gonna let him do double duty!

Endoscopy – We got no fucking idea so we are going to give the clinic next door some money.  What the Hell it might work.

Radiation Oncology  – No you will not glow in the dark but, if the place you work has a body field scanner you are fucked.

Chemical Oncology – We have no idea if this shit will work but we make a ton of money off of it!  BTW you will feel like shit only you will not be able to take one!

Support Group – Don’t have a clue, told those fuckers where to get off.

Group Consult – Where more than one Doctor at once can tell you that they don’t have a fucking clue!

 

OK, having got all that the fuck out of my system I can get on to the update portion.  Now if I could just get the last of the Chemo out of my system I just might be able to think straight again.  Seriously folks that shit is like living in a fucking cloud of total bullshit.  The Docs were totally amazed that I drove myself to every fucking day of treatment and I was kind enough to NOT tell them that it took every fucking thing I had (drive was 90 min each way BTW).

I have no idea whats going to happen next as there is to be a several week recovery period followed by yet ANOTHER MRI to figure things out after I have some time to rebuild.  I am about a week and a half into that and am just back to where I can think straight and do something besides sleep about 20 hours a day.

My problem now is to try to get my sleep cycle into something resembling human as my circadian rhythm would make me a perfect choice for the midnight shift.  I never got this far out of whack when I worked mids for 18 straight months

At any rate hopefully I can start doing some stuff around here and take the load of off primeveil who has kept this place going.

Just as a matter of note, getting old sucks!