No Matter What, Here We Stand! PSA: This blog is PG13 on it best damn days!
My name be Eboneesha Hernandez, a African-HispanAmerican Girl who jus got a award for bein
the bess speler in class.
I gots a 47% on the spelin text and 38 points for being black,
10 points for not bringin drugs to class,
10 points for not bringin guns to class, and
15 points for not getting pregnut during the cemester.
It be hard to beat a score of 120%.
White dude sit nex to me is McGee from Jaxon Mizipy.
He got a 94% on the text but no extra points on acount of he have the same skin color as the
opressirs of 150 years ago.
Granny ax me to thank all dimocrafts and liberuls for suportin afermative axion. You be showin
da way to true eqwallity. I be gittin in medical skool nex an mabe I be yo doctor since Barrack
takn over da healfcare in dis contry.
In the hospital where a family member lay gravely ill, the relatives gathered in
the waiting room.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
“I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,” he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
“The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.
It’s an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will
cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN.”
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone asked,
“How much will a brain cost?”
The doctor quickly responded,
“$5,000 for a Democrat’s brain; $200 for a Republican’s brain.”
The moment turned awkward. Some of the Democrats actually had to try not to smile,
avoiding eye contact with the Republicans. A man unable to control his curiosity,
finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,
“Why is the Democrat’s brain so much more than a Republican’s brain?”
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group,
“It’s just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the Republicans’ brains a
lot lower because they’re used.”
WHAT AISLE IS THE POLISH SAUSAGE ON?
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream ‘racism’ these days.
A customer asked, “In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?”
The clerk asks, “Are you Polish?”
The guy, clearly offended, says, “Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?”
OK, case in point is Doctors and understatements. Doc gives you some new stuff to take in a week to prep for a procedure, statement is “May cause drowsiness”!
Reality, shit knocks your ass out for around 12 hours! There seems to be a small discrepancy here, either that or just another lie. I am used to that shit from the Medical Profession!
Then I turn on the TV and see that fucktard Cummings at the hearings. It was merely his normal fucked up operation. The beauty is while reading about it on Da Web I find the perfect definition of a fucktard.
Any further questions?
Found this over at The People’s Cube, and it was too good to leave alone.
Moved to a new home in Pennsylvania . It’s so beautiful here.
The lake to the north looks so majestic. I can hardly
wait to see it snow covered. I’m going to love it here.
Pennsylvania is definitely the most beautiful place on earth.
The leaves have turned all the colors and shades of red and orange.
Went for a ride through the park and saw some deer. They are so graceful.
Certainly they are the most wonderful animals on earth.
This must be paradise,
I LOVE IT HERE.
Lets get a few things straight!
1. There is no 1700 flag, there is however a ceremony on Army Posts at 1700 Hours called Retreat! 1700 hours for you Navy and Marine types is 17:00, for you Air Force and Civilian types it is called 5:00 PM.
2. At the first notes of Retreat all personnel in Uniform are expected to face in the direction of the Post Flag and render a Hand Salute! Civilians are expected to face the direction of the Post Flag remove their headgear and place their right hand over their heart! Both of these positions are expected to be held until the last note of Retreat. During the playing of Retreat the Post Flag is lowered to symbolize the nominal end of the work day.
3. To my knowledge if ANYBODY claims that in their Military Career they have not hesitated at a door, lingered in their car, run for a door or run for their car to beat the first notes of Retreat they are a DAMN LIAR! It is human nature sooner or later you will do it at least once.
4. Never to my knowledge has anyone (before now) been dumb enough to take a picture of it and then proceed to FUCKING BRAG! Now admitted in my time there was no real way to do it other than word of mouth (I got out just as the Internet was coming into being) but that shit was not just done!
5. Therein lies this dirtbag’s real Royal Fuck UP! The act of publicizing and publishing it for the world to see and Fucking Bragging About it is in fact Conduct Unbecoming and Dereliction of Duty (Good Order and Discipline). If I was her Platoon Sergeant she would have been written up the next morning and standing in front of the Commanding Officer before the next Retreat occurred. I am an NCO I can’t convict I can only charge.
All of the above being stipulated lets discuss language! I know of the background of primevil and can almost see his face as he lost his cool. Therefore I will make one comment about a descriptive adjective used in the below post. PE watch your audience! Other than that one word Spot Fucking On!
Oh by the way, I grew up in the deep south. Hint, Sundays Daytona 500 winners Grandmother still lives in that town. In my family that word was used, it was not used to describe Negro’s. That word was reserved for low life, scum sucking, worthless pieces of shit irregardless of race. It’s use was expected to be in a context that identified it as such. I messed up and used it in the racial context ONCE, when my feet hit the ground after my fathers 13 1/2 sized Steel Toed Boot lifted my ass about 18 inches into the air I never made that mistake again!
Ask my Son about his ONE fuck up, I wear 14 1/2 and I was wearing Jump Boots that day!
This came up, and about popped my cork.
The duty-derelicting cunt had the gall to say “Keep your comments to yourself”.
Well, you worthless sadsack piece of shit, I won’t.
First, there is no ’1700 Flag’, you ignorant mouth-breathing cunt.
As for your “DISRESPECTFUL/RUDE/ETC” statement, that describes you in entirety.
So, no, you blatting enema water, I will be rude and disrespectful.
If you don’t like America, and don’t like your service, GET OUT!
You ignorant goddamn worthless nigger reliefer-in-uniform cunt-slime ho.
There. How’s that for “disrespectful/rude/etc” for ya?
You are the best argument for post-natal abortion I have seen yet.
Why don’t you go suck the muzzle-end of your rifle, and spare us your wages, shit-stain?
Because right now, I DILLIGAF!,(not DIGAFFFF) you stinking menstrual fluid chunk of worthless protoplasm.
Guess the Cunt never came across this:
This twatwaffel now has a name: Pfc. Tariqka Sheffey. Revile it appropriately.
Let’s hope there’s a whole lot of this in her near future.
I found this inside the title page of one of Hemingway’s books a long time ago.
Can’t remember now which one. Funny the shite that will pop into your head
decades after the fact.
Our Nada who art in Nada,
Nada be thy nada.
Nada us this nada our our daily nada,
And nada us our nadas,
As we nada those who nada us.
Nada us not into nada,
but nada us from nada.
For thine is the nada,
the nada and nada for nada.
There, that ought to piss off someone somewhere.
This is merely a test!!! As bad as I have been feeling and having to work at the same time I am still trying to do some improvements on the site. This test is the main theme from “Rough Riders”. This was a mini-series on I believe TNT a few years back.
This is a video rip from YouTube of a album that is no longer available for sale!
I give you “Rough Riders Main Theme!”
For those of you who might not have noticed another Gun Manufacturer is setting up to depart the DamnYankee state of New York!
Remington has signed contracts to build a plant in Alabama at of all places Huntsville! Yep thats right they bought the old GM plant that Odumbfuck forced GM to close and will begin installing NEW equipment and production facilities. The Ilion, NY plant will remain in full production until the Alabama plant is complete.
Want to guess what will happen when Alabama is fully up to speed????
You can have three guesses and the first two don’t even count! Real Estate agents in Huntsville are already talking about the number of phone and internet inquiries they are getting from a certain NY Zip Code!