Scientists believe they have found the bones of the First DemProg!


First Liberal

Like I said, sounds right to me!


UGH, bad week for the Dog here.  However I did see this little jewel.


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Of course we know what their answer would be!





Jewish Holiday

A wag says to Barack Obama: “You’re going to die on a Jewish holiday.”

“Oh, which one?” he asked.

The Reply: “Any day you die on will be a Jewish holiday.”

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By Request

This originally came to my attention over at cmblake6’s site and unable to resist a challenge here it is!


Richard Webb, Facebook banned me from posting for 30 days because I posted this. MAKE IT VIRAL. Copy and paste this on ALL muslim stories! Flood them with the truth!

The Shoe Bomber was a Muslim

The Beltway Snipers were Muslims

The Fort Hood Shooter was a Muslim

The underwear Bomber was a Muslim

The U-S.S. Cole Bombers were Muslims

The Madrid Train Bombers were Muslims

The Bafi Nightclub Bombers were Muslims

The London Subway Bombers were Muslims

The Moscow Theatre Attackers were Muslims

The Boston Marathon Bombers were Muslims

The Pan-Am flight #93 Bombers were Muslims

The Air France Entebbe Hijackers were Muslims

The Iranian Embassy Takeover, was by Muslims

The Beirut U.S. Embassy bombers were Muslims

The Libyan U.S. Embassy Attack was by Musiims

The Buenos Aires Suicide Bombers were Muslims

The Israeli Olympic Team Attackers were Muslims

The Kenyan U.S, Embassy Bombers were Muslims

The Saudi, Khobar Towers Bombers were Muslims

The Beirut Marine Barracks bombers were Muslims

The Besian Russian School Attackers were Muslims

The first World Trade Center Bombers were Muslims

The Bombay & Mumbai India Attackers were Muslims

The Achille Lauro Cruise Ship Hijackers were Muslims

The September 11th 2001 Airline Hijackers were Muslims’

Think of it:



This will be an occasional thing as crap pops back in my memory.

I was reading the other day about the ongoing crap about the Muslim Mosque that sit upon the Temple Mount in Jerusalem.  It reminded me of a fact I learned back during the great study of Religions I had to go through!

The Mosque is supposed to Celebrate MoRagHead himself claiming Jerusalem as a center of the Muslim faith.  You would see what the joke is if you are actually forced to read the Quran.  The sura which describes his trip to Jerusalem (and I wish I could remember the exact number but my memory is not that good)  states that he “Rode a Night Horse to Jerusalem”.

WTF is a Night Horse you ask, it is Arabic for a Fucking Dream!  Yep the closest ol’ MoRagHead got to the Temple Mount was a Dream!

Makes some more of their shit their seem stupider than ever EH?

Holy Mosque, yeah right


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It kinda sounds like him to me!


Sounds Right



OK, so at the end of the last installment we were just getting ready to dive into Islam. Shit was that a bunch of reading.

Start with the Quran, the Hadith, extensive writings on Sharia Law and throw in a honest history of the Middle East. You end up with a head swimming because so much seems to contradict until you get into a series of writings that discuss not only how and when the various portions of the Quran were written but why! Your head quits swimming when you realize that the contradiction occurred basically on purpose.

First off the order of the Suras in the Quran are confusing because they are NOT in the order they were written. The writings by MoRagHead (as I shall call him) were divided into two main phases referred to as the Mecca and Medina phases. It seems that MoRagHead started in Mecca and at a point in time had to haul ass to Medina to save his ass. Starting from his stronghold at Medina is where the extremely violent nature of Islam began to emerge.

MoRagHead essentially wrote the Medina phase to justify anything he wanted to accomplish. Yep. He wanted to do something and by a miracle Allah would appear and Reveal new dogma to him which let him do just what he wanted amazingly every time it was needed! The revelations were used wars, murder and even to marry a 9 year old girl! The reason the Suras are out of order because many segments of them are placed so that they neutralize the previous writings. Remember this point as it becomes important later!

The mixing of the Suras enabled MoRagHead’s followers to quote the more peaceful Mecca phase without mentioning that they were EXPLICITLY countermanded in the violent Medina phase. Also in the Medina phase came the delightful concept of Taqiyya which allows a Muslim to lie about his Faith to protect it or to confuse a non-believer! Thus no matter what you say about the Quran the Islamics can quote something out of the other phase to contradict it thanks to Taqiyya!

Also from the Medina Phase came the wonderful concept of Convert, Pay Jizya, or Die! The Jizya is literally a bribe to live among the True Believers. Now it did not allow to to practice your religion, nor to build a house of worship or repair existing ones! Nope, the Jizya was just the cost of breathing, barely!

Then there is the true basis of how the Islamic thought process works, Sharia Law! Sharia governs what an Islamic should do in every second of the Day including which direction they should face when taking a shit! It is firmly written into Sharia that it must become the ruling law over all the Earth.

Ain’t it lovely?

At this point I thought that the entire purpose of this whole course was to make us hate Islam until the Professor outlined the last paper we had to write and the real purpose came clear! He fully intended to make a group of young college punks of both sexes THINK!

The assignment: Outline what you have learned and describe how it has affected YOU!

Dear God was I happy that I had access to the computer labs and the (at that time) rudimentary Word Processing systems that we normally used to write code. The only 4 page required paper turned into (in my case) 47 pages of stunned thought.

Now I will not subject you all to the full gamut, in the next installment I will summarize my thoughts and how they have affected my life. Surprise, that’s where I have actually been going with all of this.

No I will not expect anyone to agree with everything I say but, it will help you understand my writings and maybe they way I think (The Wife says “Good Luck!”) If it will help the Professor did not agree with everything I said but the A+ he gave me helped my GPA for sure! :roll:


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I can really see Choom Boy saying this!


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And of course we have but one answer:


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Poor Butt-Hurt Muzzie

I heed the call!



And as for his feelings well, there is only one answer!

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Best guess I have!


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Lets just say the lair of primevil and the Fort have both been shall we say unseasonably cold!  Then We got a visit from the Blue Bird of Happiness to give us a little message!


Blue Bird of Happiness



Lesson The French Learned!

This describes it pretty well!


Religion of Peace My Ass

Culture of Peace My Ass!!!





I will repeat the only one I ever kept and that from 40 years ago:

“I will not make any more stupid fucking New Years Resolutions!”


That one I actually kept!   What are yours????



First off, sorry for not being around more but the Doc’s are having great fun torturing my ass! :(


I am seeing so much Bullshit in the news and blogs about kids and guns.  Including one stupid ad that wants kids to steal mom and dads guns and turn them in to their teacher.  That just has to be the single most idiotic thing that I could think of!

First off you have just told the kid to commit three separate felonies and totally discount the fucking pearl clutching panic reaction the teacher is going to have! :roll:

What ever happened to the simple idea of teaching the kids simple gun safety!  My young ass was taught early and often to keep my dumb fucking hands off of anything I had not been taught about and trained on!!!  Toy guns I had out the ass and busted many a roll of old fashioned noisy caps through all of them.

I got my first BB gun at the ripe old age of 7 and damn sure knew the difference between the cap buster and it.  I knew damn well that that simple BB gun could be dangerous is used incorrectly, ask any number of the useless Starlings that tried to get to Mom’s garden seeds!  OPPS, sorry about that you can’t because that BB gun was quite capable of killing them and DID!

At the age of 9 my maternal Grandfather gave me a hand-me-down 22 LR Bolt action rifle (which I found out later pissed off all my Uncles who wanted it) and immediately found myself at the local range getting the full safety and Manual of Arms lecture on all things 22 LR Rifles and the scope!  That piece took down a lot of Squirrels trying to aggravate my paternal Grandmothers garden on the farm!

At 10 I got a single barrel 20 GA. shotgun, again the range and the series of lectures on shotguns in general and this one in particular.  Thus equipped I got to join in on the rabbit hunting weekends and I got my small share as the adults 12 GA’s out-ranged me!

Thus at 12 years old I got my first (symbolic for the age) 12 Ga double barrel upland game shotgun.  One more time to the Range and The Lecture mostly this time on the differences between the 20 and the 12.  This was a necessary upgrade as I was now going deer hunting.  Alas though not much success as I was once again out-ranged by the 30-30 and 30-06 crowd that Dad and Grandpa ran with.

So we get to age 16 (magic age at that time) and I bought myself a rifle with money saved from part time jobs.  Dad still grabbed my ass and off to the Range and a new version of The Lecture upscaled to match the shiny new 30-06 bolter!  That fall I got my deer!

The key is that during this entire time not one neighbor got the flutters (some even wanted the meat) nor did any teacher suddenly decide the situation needed Child Protective Services involvement.  As a point of fact one teacher helped me pick out a new 12 Ga, he being the Coach of the school sanctioned Skeet Team!

Can you imagine any of that shit today??  We truly live in different times!

When and how did you get your first boom-boom?