2014
07.22

Hump-day Honey

Heeerza Humpday Honey to help getcha through the rest of the week.
 
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There. Isn’t that all better now?

2014
07.05

Another Saturday Redhead Pinup

Enjoy, boys.
 
 
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2014
07.03

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2014
07.02

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20 Quotes by Barry Sotero about Islam.
 
#1 “The future must not belong to those who slander the Prophet of Islam”

#2 “The sweetest sound I know is the Muslim call to prayer”

#3 “We will convey our deep appreciation for the Islamic faith, which has done so much over the centuries to shape the world — including in my own country.”

#4 “As a student of history, I also know civilization’s debt to Islam.”

#5 “Islam has a proud tradition of tolerance.”
 

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2014
06.29

What’s Ramadan?

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2014
06.26

What does the recent arrest of Ahmed Abu Khattala (below) have to do with
stinger missiles in the hands of the Taliban in Afghanistan and ISIS in Iraq?
 

Ahmed Abu Khattala

Ahmed Abu Khattala


 
Well, it’s all tied to Benghazi and the ‘Gang of Eight’(John Boehner, Nancy Pelosi,
Mike Rogers, Ruppersberger, Mitch McConnell, Harry Reid, Diane Feinstein and
Saxby Chambliss); along with the White House, Quatar and NATO, and double-cross
cloak-and-dagger.

Got your head spinning yet? Well, hop on over to
 
this report
 
and let
 


 
unravel this twisted skein of covert political skullduggery for you.

2014
06.25

Kiss My Ass

Sometimes you run across something that’s so bad it’s great.

This one is hidden below the fold because, well, it’s that bad.

But it’s GREAT!

Warning:
Not safe for work, children, nuns, preachers, nice little old ladies,
prudes, the easily offended, or anyone else lacking a sense of humor.
 
 
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2014
06.24

OK, I have gotten a few e-mails from occasional readers talking about the slow load times on the site. I don’t see this as inside the Fort I am connected by a 1000 MB link. For the uninitiated thats called Gigabyte Ethernet.

The Blond Lady and I needed to make some changes due to the phone service to the Fort being cable delivered so while we were at it we decided to kick up the speed a bit.

This place was on a 5 MB Down / 1 MB Up speed bracket. As of this morning that kicked up to 25 MB Down / 5 MB Up!

Thus if you now have slow upload problems, I suggest you look to your end!!!

BTW due to our location out at the end of the chain thats as fast as I can negotiate for at the moment!

We do Try.

2014
06.20

Redneck Medical Terms

Since the Old Redneck, er..Old Dog is doing the medical thing lately, I thought
these would give him a laugh. Because it hurts when he laughs. Aint I just a
sweetie, though?

Artery…………………………..The study of paintings.
Bacteria…………………………Back door to a cafeteria.
Barium…………………………. What doctors do when patients die.
Benign…………………………. What you be after you be eight
Cesarean Section……………. A neighborhood in Rome.
CT scan…………………………. Searching for kitty.
Cauterize………………………. Made eye contact with her.
Colic……………………………. A sheep dog.
Coma……………………………A punctuation mark.
D & C……………………………Where Washington is.
Dilate……………………………To live long.
Enema…………………………..Not a friend.
Fester……………………………Quicker than someone else.
Fibula……………………………A small lie.
Genital…………………………..Non-Jewish person.
G.I.Series………………………. World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail………………………… What you hang your coat on.
Impotent………………………… Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain………………………. Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff……………………A doctor’s cane.
Morbid……………………………A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates…………………………. Cheaper than day rates.
Node……………………………..I knew it.
Outpatient………………………. A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear………………………A fatherhood test.
Pelvis……………………………Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative…………………..A letter carrier.
Recovery Room…………………Place to do upholstery.
Rectum……………………………Darn near killed him.
Secretion…………………………Hiding something.
Seizure…………………………..Roman emperor.
Tablet…………………………… A small table.
Terminal Illness………………… Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor……………………………. More than one.
Urine……………………………. Opposite of you’re out.
Varicose…………………………. Near by / close by.

2014
06.14

Pack It Up

*briiingg…brinngg…*
“Hellow, Tech support. How may I help you?”

Caller: “Yeah,…well,..it’s like..my computer.”
Tech support: *….*
Caller: “It like..went off…now it won’t turn on.”
Tech support: “Is it plugged in?”
Caller: “I’m looking…it’s hard..”
 
 
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2014
06.14

Saturday Redhead

Ah, for the halycon days of youth, when we would spend all day Saturdays riding

Our bicycles all over the neighborhood. Why yes, now that you mention it, we

DID let the girls ride with us. Why wouldn’t we? *snikker*
 
 
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2014
06.13

Cute Pop Quiz

Here is another that I got in an e-mail that being born and raised in the South struck my warped sense of humor.

“This answer can fairly accurately place the location in the South where you were raised and it is very simple.

Q: How old were you when you learned that ‘damnyankee’ was actually two words?”

Contemplate that for a while!

2014
06.09

Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the much older woman, that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment

The woman apologized and explained, “We didn’t have this ‘green thing’ back in my earlier days.

The young clerk responded, “That’s our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations.

She was right — our generation didn’t have the ‘green thing’ in our day.

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2014
06.08

Winchester M*22 Long Rifle Ammo Recall

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Olin Corporation, through its Winchester Division, is recalling two (2) lots of M*22™ 22 Long Rifle 40 Grain Black Copper Plated Round Nose rimfire ammunition.

Symbol Number: S22LRT
Lot Numbers: GD42L and GD52L
Winchester has determined the above lots of 22 Long Rifle rimfire ammunition may contain double powder charges.

DO NOT USE WINCHESTER® M*22™ 22 Long Rifle RIMFIRE AMMUNITION WITH LOT NUMBERS GD42L or GD52L. The ammunition Lot Number is imprinted (stamped without ink) on the left tuck flap of the 500-round carton as indicated here. The 1000-round intermediate carton does not have a Lot Number.

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To determine if your ammunition is subject to this notice, review the Symbol Number and Lot Number. If it is Symbol Number S22LRT with a Lot Number containing GD42L or GD52L immediately discontinue use and contact Winchester toll-free at 866-423-5224 or visit Winchester Product Service Pages for free UPS pick-up of the recalled ammunition.

This notice applies only to Symbol Number S22LRT with Lot Numbers GD42L and GD52L. Other Symbol Numbers or Lot Numbers are not subject to this recall.

If you have any questions concerning this 22 Long Rifle rimfire ammunition recall please call toll-free 866-423-5224, write to Winchester (600 Powder Mill Road, East Alton, IL 62024 Attn: S22LRT Recall), or contact Winchester Customer Support online.

We apologize for this inconvenience.

WINCHESTER
January 26, 2014

2014
06.08

Pin-up Time. No.1

It’s time to put some ooo-la-la back in the game here, so here’s your Red-head pinup-of-the-day.
You’re welcome.

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