2014
07.29

I liked to have had a Heart Attack, I finally saw a Obama bumper sticker that I would spend money on!

 

 

Quicker Fucker Upper

After all it says it so well!

2014
07.27

Yup, that’s pretty much the way it goes.
 
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Additionally:

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2014
07.26

primevil had a good on a few weeks back about Redneck Medical Terms  that got me to thinking about my current Bullshit experiences.

Colonoscopy –  My Cousins Roto-Rooter franchise is having hard times so we gonna let him do double duty!

Endoscopy – We got no fucking idea so we are going to give the clinic next door some money.  What the Hell it might work.

Radiation Oncology  – No you will not glow in the dark but, if the place you work has a body field scanner you are fucked.

Chemical Oncology - We have no idea if this shit will work but we make a ton of money off of it!  BTW you will feel like shit only you will not be able to take one!

Support Group - Don’t have a clue, told those fuckers where to get off.

Group Consult - Where more than one Doctor at once can tell you that they don’t have a fucking clue!

 

OK, having got all that the fuck out of my system I can get on to the update portion.  Now if I could just get the last of the Chemo out of my system I just might be able to think straight again.  Seriously folks that shit is like living in a fucking cloud of total bullshit.  The Docs were totally amazed that I drove myself to every fucking day of treatment and I was kind enough to NOT tell them that it took every fucking thing I had (drive was 90 min each way BTW).

I have no idea whats going to happen next as there is to be a several week recovery period followed by yet ANOTHER MRI to figure things out after I have some time to rebuild.  I am about a week and a half into that and am just back to where I can think straight and do something besides sleep about 20 hours a day.

My problem now is to try to get my sleep cycle into something resembling human as my circadian rhythm would make me a perfect choice for the midnight shift.  I never got this far out of whack when I worked mids for 18 straight months

At any rate hopefully I can start doing some stuff around here and take the load of off primeveil who has kept this place going.

Just as a matter of note, getting old sucks!

 

2014
07.22

Hump-day Honey

Heeerza Humpday Honey to help getcha through the rest of the week.
 
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There. Isn’t that all better now?

2014
07.05

Another Saturday Redhead Pinup

Enjoy, boys.
 
 
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2014
07.03

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2014
07.02

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20 Quotes by Barry Sotero about Islam.
 
#1 “The future must not belong to those who slander the Prophet of Islam”

#2 “The sweetest sound I know is the Muslim call to prayer”

#3 “We will convey our deep appreciation for the Islamic faith, which has done so much over the centuries to shape the world — including in my own country.”

#4 “As a student of history, I also know civilization’s debt to Islam.”

#5 “Islam has a proud tradition of tolerance.”
 

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2014
06.29

What’s Ramadan?

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2014
06.26

What does the recent arrest of Ahmed Abu Khattala (below) have to do with
stinger missiles in the hands of the Taliban in Afghanistan and ISIS in Iraq?
 

Ahmed Abu Khattala

Ahmed Abu Khattala


 
Well, it’s all tied to Benghazi and the ‘Gang of Eight’(John Boehner, Nancy Pelosi,
Mike Rogers, Ruppersberger, Mitch McConnell, Harry Reid, Diane Feinstein and
Saxby Chambliss); along with the White House, Quatar and NATO, and double-cross
cloak-and-dagger.

Got your head spinning yet? Well, hop on over to
 
this report
 
and let
 


 
unravel this twisted skein of covert political skullduggery for you.

2014
06.25

Kiss My Ass

Sometimes you run across something that’s so bad it’s great.

This one is hidden below the fold because, well, it’s that bad.

But it’s GREAT!

Warning:
Not safe for work, children, nuns, preachers, nice little old ladies,
prudes, the easily offended, or anyone else lacking a sense of humor.
 
 
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2014
06.24

OK, I have gotten a few e-mails from occasional readers talking about the slow load times on the site. I don’t see this as inside the Fort I am connected by a 1000 MB link. For the uninitiated thats called Gigabyte Ethernet.

The Blond Lady and I needed to make some changes due to the phone service to the Fort being cable delivered so while we were at it we decided to kick up the speed a bit.

This place was on a 5 MB Down / 1 MB Up speed bracket. As of this morning that kicked up to 25 MB Down / 5 MB Up!

Thus if you now have slow upload problems, I suggest you look to your end!!!

BTW due to our location out at the end of the chain thats as fast as I can negotiate for at the moment!

We do Try.

2014
06.20

Redneck Medical Terms

Since the Old Redneck, er..Old Dog is doing the medical thing lately, I thought
these would give him a laugh. Because it hurts when he laughs. Aint I just a
sweetie, though?

Artery…………………………..The study of paintings.
Bacteria…………………………Back door to a cafeteria.
Barium…………………………. What doctors do when patients die.
Benign…………………………. What you be after you be eight
Cesarean Section……………. A neighborhood in Rome.
CT scan…………………………. Searching for kitty.
Cauterize………………………. Made eye contact with her.
Colic……………………………. A sheep dog.
Coma……………………………A punctuation mark.
D & C……………………………Where Washington is.
Dilate……………………………To live long.
Enema…………………………..Not a friend.
Fester……………………………Quicker than someone else.
Fibula……………………………A small lie.
Genital…………………………..Non-Jewish person.
G.I.Series………………………. World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail………………………… What you hang your coat on.
Impotent………………………… Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain………………………. Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff……………………A doctor’s cane.
Morbid……………………………A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates…………………………. Cheaper than day rates.
Node……………………………..I knew it.
Outpatient………………………. A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear………………………A fatherhood test.
Pelvis……………………………Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative…………………..A letter carrier.
Recovery Room…………………Place to do upholstery.
Rectum……………………………Darn near killed him.
Secretion…………………………Hiding something.
Seizure…………………………..Roman emperor.
Tablet…………………………… A small table.
Terminal Illness………………… Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor……………………………. More than one.
Urine……………………………. Opposite of you’re out.
Varicose…………………………. Near by / close by.

2014
06.14

Pack It Up

*briiingg…brinngg…*
“Hellow, Tech support. How may I help you?”

Caller: “Yeah,…well,..it’s like..my computer.”
Tech support: *….*
Caller: “It like..went off…now it won’t turn on.”
Tech support: “Is it plugged in?”
Caller: “I’m looking…it’s hard..”
 
 
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2014
06.14

Saturday Redhead

Ah, for the halycon days of youth, when we would spend all day Saturdays riding

Our bicycles all over the neighborhood. Why yes, now that you mention it, we

DID let the girls ride with us. Why wouldn’t we? *snikker*
 
 
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2014
06.13

Cute Pop Quiz

Here is another that I got in an e-mail that being born and raised in the South struck my warped sense of humor.

“This answer can fairly accurately place the location in the South where you were raised and it is very simple.

Q: How old were you when you learned that ‘damnyankee’ was actually two words?”

Contemplate that for a while!