The Old Dog Barks

I don’t know who wrote this, it came in the E-mail. But it’s so darn cute,
and oh so true!
 

 

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It actually occurred a few days back when I read a web site that had two images.  I will show you the first and we can discuss, then I will show you the second I will imitate a fucking bomb!

 

Please tell me what other “Religion” in the US needs a separate Handbook for how the Cops should deal with it written by members of that “Religion”? Because I sure do not know of it!

 

Could it be because that “Religion” is not really a Religion but a Culture!  The end game of that Culture and my discussion below the fold!

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Some behind the scenes work going on here today.

Alert

Starting at 0500 PDT 13 May 2013 the sites located on this Server Farm will be upgrading the WordPress versions!

Do not panic if you get the Maintenance screen for a bit!

End Alert

Just so there is no Panic!!!!  

UPDATE: 

All Done!

Another from the Blonde Lady that just seems to sum up the situation!

 

 

 

Ain’t ya proud??
When a soldier is killed in the line of duty, his family eventually gets a
flag and a note conveying sympathy and respect from the United States Government.

When a Black pro basketball player announces he is gay, he immediately
gets a personal phone call from the President congratulating him for his
courage.
Am I missing something?

 

 

Are you sick of this shit yet?

Ran across this over at the AntiIdiotarian Rottwieller. It was too good to let lay.
Soo, being a good interwebtubes Pirate, I..well…pirated it! Just for your entertainment.
For further entertainment, once the Blight Mouse realizes the implication, how long until
the predictable recall, and ‘ban’ on this one? Not that it would matter, it’s out there,
Baby, and the innerwebtubes is the forevers. Not that such reality would stop them from
trying. Reality has little to do with Liberal thought processes.

 

We got a theme going on here!

 

A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London.
He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because
as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to
music because in the time of the prophet there was no music,
especially Western music which is the music of the infidel.
The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the
cab and opened the door.
The Arab Muslim asked him, “What are you doing?”
The cabbie answered, “In the time of the prophet there
were no taxis, Get your ass out  and wait for the next camel!”

Gotta Love it!

I keep running across this stuff on the web. Seems that the Pedophile Prophet is
less than popular with a lot of people.
 
First, some Good ‘ol Boys make a statement.
 

 

 
The cause of the problem.
 

 
The answer to the question.
 

 

Sorry about the free candy being a little weak around here the last two days. Primevil is getting used to his own new PCP, Wes is I don’t know and I have been fighting the latest virus that crawled over the border.

Seems the Blonde Lady saved my butt today with an e-mail containing two that are too good not to stick up.

 

 

She do have a sense of humor!

This went up as a comment over on Ace of Spades. I included the post sig as a means of giving credit but, it being AceoSpades you know it is a sock!!

A bomber of Chechen race
scattered explosives all over the place
now no one in Mass.
will bury his ass
and his brother ran over his face
Posted by: typo dynamofo at May 07, 2013 07:20 AM (WVMUQ)

Have a nice Day!

(Second in a Series)

Some will get the real place more quickly than others, it a depends on how you look at and evaluate a photo.

For those who caught the incident that is the outskirts of Cambridge Mass (Spit) but the question is simple. The Cops knew at the time that this was taken that they were facing one suspect who was probably wounded already and had most a small handgun!

Why the overwhelming show of force?

Think and we discuss at a later date!

A baby seal walks into a club.
(Yup that’s it, a loaded one-liner.)
 
An anteater walks into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says;
“Why the long face?”
 
A horse walks into a bar.
A lady looks up and says;
“I could get a kick out of you.”
 
A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says;
“What is this, a joke?”
 
Thank yew, thank yew. I’ll be here all nite.
Please, try the steak.

This is going to be the first in a series over the next few days so not much comment is going to appear here! Just look at this and at the Banner on this site and think!

I will expand during the follow ups and include some serious thought. Note to co-bloggers: If you have something you don’t want stomped on either let me know or schedule it so I can see it is coming! I am going to get on my high horse here for several days!

Ever yearn for the fun of using a slide rule again. No? Well, guess you’re
either not geek enough, or old enough. I fit both descriptions.
 
For those that want to play with a sliderule, but don’t have a hardware one
on hand, Griffenfly has a really super-neato interactive slide rule program
that will run on your PC.
 

 
The screenshots page pretty much tells it all. I’ve downloaded it, and played
around with it a little, and it works well. the zoom feature is great, as it
allows interpolation to a far finer degree than a 12″ hardware rule would.
So go ahead; try it, you’ll like it.

The following got a Member of the Michigan Schools board in trouble with Guess Who, CAIR!

Yes the American Branch of the Muslim Brotherhood and they got him to take it down and apologize!

Try that shit here assholes!

You can read the whole thing at Bare Naked Islam

Try not to get ill

Of course along the way I tend to make humor of the two things that irk me the most!

Lawyers and the Culture of Islam. First up the Lawyers!

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.  He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer’s credibility.

Q: ‘Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?’
A: ‘No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.’
Q: ‘Officer, who provided this description?’
A: ‘The officer who responded to the scene.’
Q: ‘A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?’
A: ‘Yes, sir. With my life.’
Q: ‘With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?’
A: ‘Yes sir, we do!’
Q: ‘And do you have a locker in the room?’
A: ‘Yes, sir, I do.’
Q: ‘And do you have a lock on your locker?’
A: ‘Yes, sir.’
Q: ‘Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?’  
A: ‘You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.’

The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year’s ‘Best Comeback’ line.

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